There are 5 types of fear
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”
The best kinds of laughter:
- Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
- Feeling a six-pack coming up
- Tears coming out of your eyes
#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three
(Source: poetgrl, via hobojohnny)
I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.
It has taken me years to learn that it’s also okay to say “Thank you.” when someone apologizes.
It is perfectly acceptable to acknowledge that someone has apologized, and still refuse to accept their apology. There are things in this world that cannot be apologized for.
(Source: blvckvanilla, via hobojohnny)
"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"